Sunday 31 July 2016

These Are 15 Jaw -breaking African Proverbs And Origins



It is no longer news that the continent of Africa is blessed with some wise sayings and proverbs.

In this hilarious post, let's take a look at  some interesting  African proverbs ever thought of across the continent:

1. The anger of a p*nis cannot destroy the
v*gina. (Zimbabwe)

2. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.
(Senegal )

3. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)

4. A child can play with its mother’s breasts but
not with the father’s testicles. (Ghana)

5. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

6. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have
the same problem. (Ghana)

7. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because you
do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. (Togo)

9. An erected p*nis has no conscience.(Uganda)

10. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)

11. The monkey who tries to see the hunter
clearly collects bullets in its eyes (Nigeria)

12 . The frowning of a he-goat does not stop it
from being priced.

13. If the sun claims superiority over the moon,
let it shine at night.

14. A hen does not expect warning to hide it's
chicks from the kite.

15. A man does not test the depth of a river with
both legs.

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